Yeah, I just post random shit, sorry, there's not really a theme.

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

kobetyrant:

where were u when u found out Sam Smith wasn’t black

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

yonderdarling:

wisped:

It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

Anonymous asked:

so why do you always talk shit about white people if you're white yourself?

2jam4u:

but i am white…

wait …. what the FUCK